Follow these simple steps next time you go to Gamestop. You may
[reality check: will] lose money at the end of the day, but the laughs
are worth it. This will be based off of Metal Gear Solid 4
Preparation: Accumulate a large sum of money in quarters amounting to exactly $100. Get a $20 bill
1) Be first in line at a popular Gamestop store to get the hottest new game on the market [Metal Gear Solid 4].
2) Tell everybody that you are so excited about getting the game before
everybody else. Make them very hype about getting the game.
3) Get your copy of the game [Metal Gear Solid 4].
4) Give the man at Gamestop the $100 in quarters. He will groan, everybody will groan, and they will be pissed at you.
THE FUN DOESN'T END THERE
5) Finally, after he counts the quarters [400 in this case, yes MGS4 is
that fucking expensive], the clerk will realize you haven't covered the
tax. When you acknowledge his problem, give him the 20. Not a broken
20, just a 20 dollar bill. Ensue more groans, possible cursing, and
overall hatred from everybody in the store.
WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET
6) Wait for the clerk to give you the change from the 20. As soon as he
is done counting, but before you receive the money, tell the clerk he
can keep the change.
CHOTTO MATTE
7) Open the game and look through the manual, look at the Blu Ray's.
8) Get back on line. When you get up to the clerk (same gamestop), tell him that you want to sell your game.
There. you've become the biggest asshole within the vicinity of a good
8 miles. Have your laugh now, because there are probably people waiting
outside to kick your ass.
Comments (2)
You should have done that with Halo 3. However, you wouldn't be the biggest asshole, considering how many must have been on line after you.
...o_o; This is such a waste of time XD